These are uncertain times in which we live, so it's comforting to know that there are still a handful of universal constants on which we can depend.
Indeed, the sun will always rise in the east, Arsenal will always go out in the round of 16 in the Champions League and, somewhere out there, Emmanuel Adebayor will almost always be found perched on top of an extravagant car of some description.
Currently without a club, the Togolese striker posted a photo of himself sat atop his customised Rolls Royce Phantom along with the caption "Silence is very accurate."
A photo posted by The Real Adebayor (@e_adebayor) on
As you may have noticed, Adebayor's private number plate -- 004 SEA -- is a reference to his shirt number of choice along with the initials of his full name, Sheyi Emmanuel Adebayor.
In all honesty we don't have a clue what he's going on about, but at least it looks like he's enjoying himself.