After finally being able to celebrate their wedding by hosting a lavish reception party in Ibiza last week, Cesc Fabregas' wife, Daniella Semaan, has sealed the deal by bestowing her husband with a special gift for the occasion.
As shared on Instagram, Semaan has apparently paid good money to have a "movie" produced as a memento of the aforementioned party, featuring professionally staged shots of the evening spliced with glitzy behind-the-scenes footage.
Lionel Messi and his wife Antonella Roccuzzo even enjoy brief cameos in the bewildering short.
Subtle shades of "Love Island," though we suspect that Semaan's minute-long vanity project was actually produced on a much larger budget.
Of course, the most worrying aspect of it all is that this is only Part 1, hinting that there may well be much more of this stuff in the pipeline.