Harry Kane was on hand to score his 18th and 19th goals of the Premier League season as Tottenham swept Everton aside at White Hart Lane on Sunday afternoon.
This Harry Kane-Dele Alli celebration is _______. pic.twitter.com/2nqRRflb1B
- ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) 5 March 2017
Sadly for the Spurs striker, he instantly went and undid all of his hard work by unveiling a meticulously choreographed and truly embarrassing "handshake" celebration with Dele Alli.
Quite rightly, the internet was not impressed ...
That secret handshake between Alli and Kane is single-handedly the most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen.
- Nathan Patten (@NathaN_P85) March 5, 2017
Goal should be disallowed for that handshake celebration #Kane #Alli
- Alan Alger (@Alan_Alger_) March 5, 2017
Folks of a certain vintage instantly drew parallels between Kane and Alli's routine and another, equally embarrassing instance of pre-planned mirth from 1993.
What was that finger thing between Kane and Alli? Shades of Giggs/Ince 1993 routine of shame.
- John Brewin (@JohnBrewinESPN) March 5, 2017
Harry Kane & Dele Alli: the Millenial Ryan Giggs & Paul Ince.
- Nick Miller (@NickMiller79) March 5, 2017
- Nick Miller (@NickMiller79) March 5, 2017
Bring in retrospective bans for goal celebrations pic.twitter.com/7O9lzYBSNt
- Andy Ha (@_AndyHa) March 5, 2017
However, only one man was willing to speak sense in the aftermath, and that man was Andy Ha. .
Agreed. Straight retrospective red cards for the pair of them.