When it comes to own goals, there's one simple algorithm to abide by when it comes to assessing the quality: The more ridiculous and unavoidable, the better.
And so, to that end, we being you this little pearler, as scored by Swiss sixth-tier club Pully Football during one of their recent outings.
Wenn schon kacke, dann wenigstens schön-kacke. #Kacktor (Quelle: https://t.co/kPXHszXwx4) pic.twitter.com/Tey7p6ijAb
- ZwWdF (@zwwdf) May 12, 2017
We've witnessed some good own goals in our time -- we may have even witnessed some great own goals -- but never have we seen one scored directly from a bicycle kick before.
Whoever that acrobatic defender may be, to him we say: "Bravo!"