While hardly the most salubrious of sponsorship deals, Brentford have at least been able to crack an elite-tier Dad joke to welcome their latest corporate partners on board.
Indeed, The Bees have struck an agreement with a local undertaker to become the Championship club's official funeral partners.
They then went and announced it with a superb, if ever so slightly macabre pun.
⚰️ Brentford 'Til I Die
— Brentford FC (@BrentfordFC) 23 August 2018
Welcome to G Saville & Son Funeral Directors who have signed up to become our Official Funeral Partners
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Brentford aren't the first team to offer die-hard fans a club-themed funeral service, with the likes of Real Madrid and Barnet already advertising club-themed coffins and caskets.
Schalke even offer their most avid supporters the opportunity to be buried in a graveyard located in the shadow of their Veltins-Arena stadium. The only stipulation? As with the action on the pitch, you've simply got to arrive in the box at the right time to apply a fitting finish.