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Chris Wright, Toe Poke writer 8y

Andres D'Alessandro gets his own face tattooed on his stomach

We can forgive Portsmouth fans for not being able to immediately recall Andres D'Alessandro, given that the Argentinian midfielder only spent one largely sporadic season with the club back in 2005-06.

However, the man himself should have no trouble whatsoever recalling his face after spending good money having it tattooed across his stomach for reasons unbeknownst to us.

Now aged 34 and playing his football with Internacional in the Brazilian top flight, D'Alessandro proudly posed for a few photos of his bizarre new body art, which he seems inexplicably happy with.

Yep. We've got absolutely no idea either.

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